Much Ado About Hacking.

Benedick, a budding young hacker.
Beatrice, a veteran exploiter.
Don Pedro, a good friend of the others.
Don John, he is just kinda there.
Achilles,  I thought he was from Greece.
Cleopatra, now this is just getting ridiculous.

		   
					  Act I: Also the last act.

				 Scene I: Benedick learns his place.

[Enter Beatrice and Don John]

Beatrice:
You are nothing!

[Exit Don John]
[Enter Don Pedro]

Beatrice:
You are nothing!

[Exit Don Pedro]
[Enter Achilles]

Beatrice: 
You are as proud as a bold brave gentle noble amazing hero. 

[Exit Achilles]
[Enter Cleopatra]

Beatrice:
You are as vile as the difference between a beautiful gentle bold fair peaceful sunny lovely flower and Achilles. 

[Exit Cleopatra]
[Enter Benedick]

Beatrice:
You are nothing!

			  Scene II: Benedick strengthens his memory.

Beatrice: 
Open your mind! Remember yourself.

Benedick:
You are as red as the sum of yourself and a tree. 
Am I as lovely as a cunning charming honest peaceful bold pony?

Beatrice:
If not, let us return to scene II.

Benedick: 
You are as worried as the sum of yourself and a Microsoft.

Beatrice:
Recall your father's disappointment!

		Scene III: Benedick teaches his friends about hacking.

Beatrice:
Recall your latest blunder! You are as smelly as the difference between yourself and Achilles.  

Benedick: 
You are as disgusting as the sum of yourself and a flirt-gill!

[Exit Beatrice]
[Enter Don John]

Benedick:
Thou art as damned as I.

[Exit Don John]
[Enter Don Pedro]

Don Pedro:
You are as rotten as the sum of yourself and myself. 
Thou art as normal as the remainder of the quotient between thyself and Cleopatra.

[Exit Benedick]
[Enter Don John]

Don John:
You are as good as I.

[Exeunt]
[Enter Beatrice and Benedick]

Beatrice:
You are as foul as the sum of yourself and Achilles. Speak your mind!

Benedick:
Are you better than nothing?

Beatrice:
If so, let us return to scene III.

[Exeunt]